Friday, October 31, 2008

#7

My metamorphosis is complete.  I am now a morning person.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

...#6

Not to be outdone by my 8 and 10 year old kids, I have become a proficient rip-sticker.

IAMWGIAT Entry #5

The other day Brooklyn was given 2 plastic pumpkins at the neighborhood Halloween party.  She was very fond of both of them so when she lost one of them she was extremely distraught.  After she finally settled down, she began playing with her other plastic pumpkin.  As she was playing with it she dropped it on the floor and before you could bat an eyelash Captain picked it up and swallowed it.  Now she had zero plastic pumpkins and was even more distraught than she had been just 10 minutes earlier.  To comfort her I told her he would poop it out and we could find it then.  Bad idea.  Today she reminded me that I said that and you'll never guess what I just got back from doing.  

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

IAMWGIAT Entry #4

Today I loaded my 3 year old in the bike trailer and brought my 1 year old golden on a bike ride to the ponds behind my housing development.  I sneakily took off his leash and threw him sticks into the pond.  I was never apprehended by any ranger.

IAMWGIAT Entry #3

Today I slammed my thumb in the van door and didn't even think to swear.

I'm A Mom Who's Got It All Together: Entry#2

Today I inadvertently matched my outfit to my mini-van.

I'm A Mom Who's Got It All Together: Entry#1

Today I wore pearls to the grocery store.